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A darkened den of madness, insanity, shenanigans, and a strange fruit made from a bird. Or is the bird made of the fruit?
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
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Interrogate me
| 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? |
| 2.When did your last hug take place? |
| 3.Are you a jealous person? |
| 4.Are you tired right now? |
| 5.Do you chew on your straws? |
| 6.Have you ever been called a tease? |
| 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? |
| 8.Do you cry easily? |
| 9.What should you be doing right now? |
| 10.Are you a heavy sleeper? |
| 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? |
| 12.Are you mad at someone right now? |
| 13.Do you believe in love? |
| 14.What makes you laugh no matter what? |
| 15.Who was the last person you talked to? |
| 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like? |
| 17.Will you get married? |
| 18.When was the last time you smiled? |
| 19.Does anyone like you? |
| 20.Do you secretly like someone? |
| 21.Who was the first person you talked to today? |
| 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? |
| 23.What are you NOT looking forward to? |
| 24.What ARE you looking forward to? |
| 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it? |
| 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do? |
| 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year? |
| 28.Are you a forgiving person? |
| 29.How many TRUE friends do you have? |
| 30.Do you fall for people easily? |
| 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? |
| 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth? |
| 33.Who was the last person you drove with? |
| 34.How late did you stay up last night and why? |
| 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you? |
| 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of? |
| 37.Can you live a day without TV? |
| 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed? |
| 39.Three names you go by.. |
| 40.Are you currently in a relationship? |
| 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie? |
| 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? |
| 43.What’s your current problem? |
| 44.Have you ever had your heart broken? |
| 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships? |
| 46.How many kids do you want to have? |
| 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them? |
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
(Source: landofbluesmoke, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)
Even though she grew up playing football, shooting hoops and running races against all the boys in her neighborhood, U.S. 800-meter champion Alysia Montano never wanted to be thought of as one of them.
As a result, she started wearing a flower behind her right ear to remind the boys they were getting beat by a girl.
“The flower to me means strength with femininity. I think that a lot of people say things like you run like a girl. That doesn’t mean you have to run soft or you have to run dainty. It means that you’re strong.”
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the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh
i love when cats’ programming glitches out
I love how the guy in the upper right is just losing his shit
(Source: theoddgifdump, via psiioniic)
Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs
Aw Hun. Go home
That is not very nice. There’s not many nice people. I will bring more friends here and we will outnumber you and be nice.
You have no idea what type of war you’re about to lose.
YAHOO IS AN ASSHOLE. YAHOO NEEDS TO LEAVE TUMBLR THE FUCK ALONE. WE AREN’T NICE PEOPLE. GO AWAY. ~
Does anyone who isn’t dying sad and alone want to join my nice people army.
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my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
(via wh1ch-pyrop3)
chema madoz is a surrealist photographer whose work i’ve seen floating around the interwebs but never knew who was behind them. his work stoof out to me because it was funny and clever, which is a unique quality for surrealism.
I didn’t know I need this until right now.
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